The Federal Republic of Protector Military Command is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.71 billion Protector Military Commandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The strong Protector Military Commandian economy, worth 833 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 56,641 US Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Protector Military Command's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Protector Military Command is ranked 205,612^th in the world and 8^th in Protector Military Command for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.77 on the Bus Surprisal Index.