The Municipality of Pulilan is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.607 billion Pulileñoes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.1%.

The Pulileño economy, worth 396 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,114 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pulilan's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Pulilan is ranked 84,628^th in the world and 4^th in Bulacan for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,428.72 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.