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Highest Economic Output: 10,185thLargest Black Market: 12,715thLargest Mining Sector: 14,395th
The Revolution of
Authoritarian Democracy
Punk is not dead
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Punk

Population19.342 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The Revolution of Punk is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 19.342 billion Punkians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Punkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,887 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,264 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, and the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Punk's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Punk is ranked 12,715th in the world and 2nd in punk for Largest Black Market, with 368 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Economic Output: 10,185thLargest Black Market: 12,715thLargest Mining Sector: 14,395thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,554thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,114thTop
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Most Developed: 17,213thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,952ndLargest Populations: 20,385thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,118thLowest Crime Rates: 23,208thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,347thMost Efficient Economies: 23,866thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,363rdMost Devout: 24,473rdLargest Governments: 24,591stHighest Average Incomes: 26,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,074thBest Weather: 26,109thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,457thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,048thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,564thHealthiest Citizens: 28,500thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,950thMost Patriotic: 29,346thMost Accessible: 29,549thHighest Average Tax Rates: 30,238th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Punk's influence in Punk rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Punk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors.
  • : Following new legislation in Punk, boys are shocked by the revolutionary lesson that women are actually human.
  • : Punk was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".

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