Population | 2.941 billion |
Currency | krona |
Animal | kiwi |
The Republic of Puppetstan20 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its fear of technology, lack of airports, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.941 billion Puppetstan20ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Puppetstan20ian economy, worth 310 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 105,685 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Cynics say that Leader's speeches are a leading cause of death, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, and doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puppetstan20's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Puppetstan20 is ranked 255,155th in the world and 95th in Puppetstan for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Puppetstan20 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive, the Top 5% for Most Avoided, and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Puppetstan20, doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis.
- : Following new legislation in Puppetstan20, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
- : Following new legislation in Puppetstan20, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.
- : Following new legislation in Puppetstan20, cynics say that Leader's speeches are a leading cause of death.
- : Puppetstan20 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Puppetstan20, the government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically.
- : Following new legislation in Puppetstan20, ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes.
- : Following new legislation in Puppetstan20, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
- : Following new legislation in Puppetstan20, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.