The Queen's State of Pyyhkeet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.222 billion Pyyhkeetians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Pyyhkeetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,233 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,718 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 297,234 per year while the poor average 2,349, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Military funding has been stripped back, all tariffs have been abolished, deers are considered a delicacy, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pyyhkeet's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pyyhkeet is ranked 267,913^th in the world and 8^th in Newfoundland and Labrador for Safest, scoring 11.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.