The State of Qaumii is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-working population of 16.308 billion Qaumiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The strong Qaumiian economy, worth 722 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is 44,288 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, military funding has been stripped back, and Qaumii has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Qaumii's national animal is the deer.

Qaumii is ranked 223,028^th in the world and 1^st in The Republic of Maldives for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.