The Aenziaeta Egataristat of Qiyroxlaen is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Kakalot III Lukha ous'h Ir'defozo with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.375 billion Qyrosian are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenochtitlan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.8%.

The powerhouse Qyrosian economy, worth 433 trillion Moneik'rs a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,692 Moneik'rs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 336,692 per year while the poor average 12,623, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

Children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians, and the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Tenochtitlan" has been described as a real blow for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qiyroxlaen's national animal is the jaguar, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Soleier.

Qiyroxlaen is ranked 31,980^th in the world and 10^th in Zero for Most Cultured, scoring 78 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.