The District of Quito Villa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.256 billion Quito Villans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The thriving Quito Villan economy, worth 653 trillion aurum gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 23,978 aurum gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, Quito Villa has designated District City as its capital city, privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Quito Villa in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Quito Villa's national animal is the quick brown fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quito Villa is ranked 126,415^th in the world and 1^st in Quito for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.