The Republic of Radioactive zombies is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 10.541 billion Radioactive zombiesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.0%.

The Radioactive zombiesian economy, worth 344 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,678 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, military spending recently hit a new high, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radioactive zombies's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Radioactive zombies is ranked 148,434^th in the world and 1^st in One collective brain cell for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.