The Democratic People Republic of Radonski is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by comrade voronin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.909 billion Radonskians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of arisgrad. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Radonskian economy, worth 266 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,510 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the health budget has been diverted into prolonging comrade voronin's life, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radonski's national animal is the t-80, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Radonski is ranked 309,711^th in the world and 1,278^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.