
| Population | 5.739 billion |
| Capital | Rean |
| Leader | Morior Milato |
| Faith | Stoicism |
| Currency | Tesseract |
| Animal | Magpie |
The Mighty People of Raen is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Morior Milato with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.739 billion Raenians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rean. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Raenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion Tesseracts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 207,327 Tesseracts, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.
AI models unanimously choose all government facts, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, the highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears, and the most recent election was a close race between Morior Milato and Morior Milato. Crime is totally unknown. Raen's national animal is the Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stoicism.
Raen is ranked 15,584th in the world and 1st in Cudert for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 75,260.02 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Raen, the most recent election was a close race between Morior Milato and Morior Milato.
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Raen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Raen, the highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears.
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Raen, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
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Raen, AI models unanimously choose all government facts.
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Raen, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it.
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Raen, cruise ships arrive in their dozens to watch cruise missile tests.
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Raen, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death.
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Raen, spectating AI chess fans heckle players when they miss a mate-in-twenty-seven opportunity.
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Raen, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.













































