The Matriarchial Kakistocracy of Rainbowa is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Princess Rainbow with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 14.503 billion Rainbowans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Versailles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.6%.

The very strong Rainbowan economy, worth 762 trillion Francs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Furniture Restoration industry. Average income is 52,577 Francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 175,286 per year while the poor average 11,741, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, membership in French Church of Rainbows is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned, wars are forgotten but not forgiven, and the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rainbowa's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is French Church of Rainbows.

Rainbowa is ranked 80,919^th in the world and 29^th in KAKISTOCRACY LEAGUE for Safest, scoring 91.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.