The Theocratic Dictatorship of Rampires is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme God Emperor of The Multiverse with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.486 billion Rampersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City 2314. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rampersian economy, worth 309 trillion Ramps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 207,924 Ramps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rampires's national animal is the T-Rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Amphetamines.

Rampires is ranked 32,157^th in the world and 7^th in The Axis of Evil for Smartest Citizens, with 54.55 quips per hour.