The Colony of Ramsar is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.102 billion Ramsarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The strong Ramsarian economy, worth 346 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 48,681 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,580 per year while the poor average 3,003, a ratio of 105 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ramsar's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ramsar is ranked 104,891^st in the world and 1^st in Gotland for Most Secular, with 17.29 Atheism Rate.