The State of Random ReRouting is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 38.612 billion Random ReRoutingians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Random ReRoutingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,529 trillion betales a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 39,608 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,289 per year while the poor average 2,128, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, extreme political groups are outlawed, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and child labor has been outlawed. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Random ReRouting's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Random ReRouting is ranked 135,353^rd in the world and 124^th in State for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.