The Federation of Rasputannia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Artyom with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.563 billion Rasputannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Potatoes. The average income tax rate is 79.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Rasputannian economy, worth 988 trillion Tendies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 177,550 Tendies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

No one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rasputannia's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cheeki Breeki.

Rasputannia is ranked 22,194^th in the world and 2^nd in 4chan for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,549.02 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.