
| Population | 18.3 billion |
| Capital | Tatsuna |
| Leader | Sarskia |
| Faith | Talranity |
| Currency | Doosablea |
| Animal | Zebra |
The Mighty Union of Rasutafia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Sarskia with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.3 billion Rasutafians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tatsuna. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Rasutafian economy, worth a remarkable 6,911 trillion Doosableas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 377,690 Doosableas, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
The government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", and bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rasutafia's national animal is the Zebra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Talranity.
Rasutafia is ranked 972nd in the world and 1st in Lone Wolves United for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 100.25 Effective Tax Rate.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Rasutafia, bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus.
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Rasutafia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Capital Punishment".
- : Following new legislation in
Rasutafia, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
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Rasutafia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
Rasutafia, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
- : Following new legislation in
Rasutafia, the government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants.
- : Following new legislation in
Rasutafia, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Rasutafian mussels the biggest in Lone Wolves United.
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Rasutafia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in
Rasutafia, down payment blues in foreign nations are a thing of the past.
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Rasutafia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.


















































































