The Tutsi Monarchy of Rawendia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mibambwe V Rwogera with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.801 billion Kinyarwandans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kigali. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kinyarwanda economy, worth a remarkable 1,507 trillion igihes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,259 igihes, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rawendia's national animal is the gorilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Traditional African religion.

Rawendia is ranked 27,855^th in the world and 26^th in Africa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.06 law-abiding acts per hour.