The Federation of RC Cola 13 is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning rc cola population. The quiet, industrious population of 9.004 billion RC Cola 13ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient RC Cola 13ian economy, worth 377 trillion rc colas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,901 rc colas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RC Cola 13's national animal is the rc cola.

RC Cola 13 is ranked 160,159^th in the world and 746^th in Brest Oblast for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.