The Republic of Really slow update is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 6.311 billion Really slow updateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.4%.

The Really slow updatean economy, worth 299 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,512 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Really slow update's national animal is the Kitsune.

Really slow update is ranked 178,469^th in the world and 7^th in the lightless flame for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.