The タコス万物の独裁者 of RealTacoMan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by 裕仁天皇 with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.004 billion タコス are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 最大のタコス工場. The average income tax rate is 57.6%.

The frighteningly efficient タコス economy, worth 155 trillion タコスs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,603 タコスs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, science fiction is seen as the leading cause of mental breakdowns, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, and just as students finish their homework it's time for school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RealTacoMan's national animal is the タコス, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

RealTacoMan is ranked 132,810^th in the world and 126^th in RealTacoMan Frontier for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 765.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.