The Free Land of Reckless Abandon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Everyone and No One with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.235 billion Reckless Abandonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everywhere and Nowhere. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The powerhouse Reckless Abandonian economy, worth 172 trillion Whatevers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 77,096 Whatevers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 445,403 per year while the poor average 6,367, a ratio of 70.0 to 1.

Minor code style errors dull the house edge, prison visits increase substantially during election years, world leaders often feel uncomfortable when Everyone and No One tries to recruit them into selling cosmetics, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Reckless Abandon's national animal is the Whatever, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Everything.

Reckless Abandon is ranked 308,644^th in the world and 35^th in The Embassy for Most Developed, scoring 48.36 on the Human Development Index.