The United Kingdom of Red93 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Buckethead with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.888 billion Red Citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hau'oli City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Red economy, worth a remarkable 2,316 trillion pokédongers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 137,150 pokédongers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, and people make a career out of medical voyeurism. Crime is totally unknown. Red93's national animal is the Skeledirge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

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