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Most Primitive: 7,443rdNudest: 13,470thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28,912th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
All hail the British Daleks
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Red Britain

Population299 million

CurrencyDal Dollar
AnimalDaleks

The Kingdom of Red Britain is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its lack of airports, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 299 million British sons of guns are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dalek lover economy, worth 11.2 trillion Dal Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,504 Dal Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Warning signs caution British sons of guns where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', the nation's smallest Daleksball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", and builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Britain's national animal is the Daleks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Red Britain is ranked 208,948th in the world and 26th in The Socialist Republic for Highest Food Quality, scoring 11.34 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Most Primitive: 7,443rdNudest: 13,470thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 28,912th
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Red Britain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : The Republic of French New Wake Island removed Communications authority from Red Britain as Strategic General in The Socialist Republic.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Britain, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Britain, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
  • : Following new legislation in Red Britain, the nation's smallest Daleksball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Britain, warning signs caution British sons of guns where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Britain, large sections of Red Britain have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Britain, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Leader to progressive thinkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Britain, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Red Britain was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, Most Patriotic, Highest Crime Rates, and Highest Poor Incomes.

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