The Democratic States of Red Denver is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 4.719 billion Red Denverians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 32.3%.

The Red Denverian economy, worth 164 trillion francs a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,903 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, adultery has been made a capital offence, and imitation is the sincerest form of felony. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Denver's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Red Denver is ranked 281,654^th in the world and 9^th in red world for Highest Average Incomes, with 34,903.39 Standard Monetary Units.