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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 480thLargest Black Market: 926thMost Subsidized Industry: 988th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Red November

Population20.952 billion

CapitalRed November
LeaderCaptain
Faiththe Sea

Currencymark
Animalcrocodile

The Republic of Red November is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Captain with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.952 billion Red Novemberians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red November. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Red Novemberian economy, worth a remarkable 5,799 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 276,787 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,304,022 per year while the poor average 34,885, a ratio of 37.4 to 1.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, the nation is now proudly cholera-free, billions of marks are being poured into a space program, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red November's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is the Sea.

Red November is ranked 188,918th in the world and 1st in November for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 147.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 480thLargest Black Market: 926thMost Subsidized Industry: 988thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,260thFattest Citizens: 1,493rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,494thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,583rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,891stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,172ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,306thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,425thMost Efficient Economies: 2,635thMost Avoided: 2,685thMost Secular: 2,949thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,443rdHighest Economic Output: 3,454thLargest Retail Industry: 4,261stHighest Average Incomes: 4,539thLargest Governments: 4,960thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,541stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,818thMost Stationary: 6,539thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,365thMost Influential: 8,481stNudest: 11,227thLowest Crime Rates: 14,111thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,944thTop
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Largest Populations: 18,075thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,245thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,850th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Red November, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Red November, billions of marks are being poured into a space program.
  • : Following new legislation in Red November, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
  • : Following new legislation in Red November, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Red November, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Red November, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Red November, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
  • : Following new legislation in Red November, the nation's iron imports are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Red November, the arms manufacturing industry has been boxed into a corner.
  • : Red November was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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