The Federation of Red Rocks is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Red II with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 24.029 billion Red Rocksians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Rocks. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Red Rocksian economy, worth 542 trillion Reds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,596 Reds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Rocks's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Red Rocks is ranked 182,805^th in the world and 1^st in Tall guns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.21 law-abiding acts per hour.