The Most Serene Republic of Reezdia is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 256 million Reezdians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Reezdian economy, worth 35.1 trillion Ducats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 137,137 Ducats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,241,296 per year while the poor average 1,799, a ratio of 690 to 1.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Reezdia's new capital, and the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Reezdia's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Reezdia is ranked 309,074^th in the world and 265^th in Empire of Great Britain for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -14.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.