The Socialist Autocracy of Regaliana is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Cranky Cranium Connor with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.13 billion Human Resources are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uranium city. The average income tax rate is 76.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Regalianan economy, worth 811 trillion Galleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,219 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts, migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, and the noble worker digs deep for his communist ideals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regaliana's national animal is the lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communism.

Regaliana is ranked 332,482^nd in the world and 101^st in Estalcia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.46 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.