The Allied States of Region Hoppers and Spies with Long Names is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.055 billion Region Hoppers and Spies with Long Names enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spyland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.2%.

The strong Region Hopper and Spy with Long Namian economy, worth 57.9 trillion super secretive spy currencies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,915 super secretive spy currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 168,266 per year while the poor average 13,872, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Region Hoppers and Spies with Long Names's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Region Hoppers and Spies with Long Names is ranked 96,363^rd in the world and 14^th in MJT for Safest, scoring 84.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.