The Queendom of Regira is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 516 million Regirans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong Regiran economy, worth 32.9 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 63,808 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, and Regira has designated Regira City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Regira's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Regira is ranked 199,584^th in the world and 529^th in Saint Osmund for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.89 law-abiding acts per hour.