The Children think too much of Regular people is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its digital currency, avant-garde cinema, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.696 billion Regular peopleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.0%.

The all-consuming Regular peoplean economy, worth 517 trillion Duckcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 110,284 Duckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, scientists are not permitted to ask questions, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regular people's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Regular people is ranked 301,853^rd in the world and 4,913^th in eta for Safest, scoring 14.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.