The Incorporated States of Rejala is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.16 billion Rejalans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The thriving Rejalan economy, worth 80.8 trillion rejas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 69,690 rejas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,384 per year while the poor average 13,637, a ratio of 18.6 to 1.

Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Rejalan roads, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rejala's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Rejala is ranked 26,361^st in the world and 2^nd in 0 Lakes for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 64,881.54 Standard Monetary Units.