by Max Barry

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Lowest Crime Rates: 7thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th
The Power and Glory of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Complacency threatens. Providence awaits.
Influence
Enforcer
Security Guard
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Rekasneg

Population23.532 billion

Currencygold serpent
Animallion-headed serpent

The Power and Glory of Rekasneg is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its closed borders, enforced nudity, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.532 billion Rekasneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rekasnean economy, worth an astonishing 11,567 trillion gold serpents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 491,545 gold serpents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rekasneans ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Rekasnean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rekasneg's national animal is the lion-headed serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rekasneg is ranked 332,266th in the world and 31st in Regionless for Nicest Citizens, with 0.08 average smiles per day.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 7thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31stLargest Governments: 32ndMost Patriotic: 34thMost Developed: 56thLongest Average Lifespans: 60thMost Beautiful Environments: 100thHealthiest Citizens: 100thMost Conservative: 108thMost Corrupt Governments: 110thSmartest Citizens: 131stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 137thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 151stMost Advanced Public Education: 160thBest Weather: 171stHighest Poor Incomes: 197thMost Secular: 208thSafest: 218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 322ndMost Efficient Economies: 409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 444thMost Cultured: 445thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 464thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 522ndMost Authoritarian: 551stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 646thHighest Average Incomes: 736thMost Advanced Public Transport: 737thLargest Information Technology Sector: 774thHighest Economic Output: 827thMost Armed: 843rdHighest Food Quality: 860thMost Extreme: 947thLargest Welfare Programs: 964thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,292ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,305thMost Income Equality: 3,194thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,998thNudest: 4,913thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,012thMost Influential: 8,414thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,712thMost Stationary: 13,807thLargest Populations: 14,243rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30,094th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Rekasnean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Rekasneg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, Rekasneans ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, the Rekasnean Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.

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