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Nudest: 2,186thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,500thHighest Crime Rates: 4,610th
The Memorial of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We Will Endure
Chairman Vasily Gerasimov
Influence
Vassal
Chairman of the Regional Logistics Bureau
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Remember Bucha

Population3.223 billion

CapitalBucha
LeaderChairman Vasily Gerasimov
FaithChurch of the Spaghetti Monster

Currencyruble
Animalbear

The Memorial of Remember Bucha is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Vasily Gerasimov with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.223 billion Buchans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucha. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Remember Buchan economy, worth 329 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,179 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chairman Vasily Gerasimov is considering changing the Remember Buchan flag to one with more glitter, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Remember Bucha's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of the Spaghetti Monster.

Remember Bucha is ranked 51,198th in the world and 4th in Shadowport for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,692.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Nudest: 2,186thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,500thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 4,610thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,817thMost Avoided: 5,008thMost Secular: 5,036thFattest Citizens: 6,094thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,388thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,900thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16,192ndLargest Retail Industry: 17,187thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,657thLargest Mining Sector: 25,014thMost Armed: 27,184thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,007thLargest Black Market: 29,529thMost Corrupt Governments: 30,731st
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Remember Bucha's influence in Shadowport fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Remember Bucha's influence in Shadowport rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Remember Bucha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Largest Black Market.
  • : Remember Bucha's influence in Shadowport rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Remember Bucha, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Remember Bucha, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Remember Bucha, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
  • : Following new legislation in Remember Bucha, Chairman Vasily Gerasimov is considering changing the Remember Buchan flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Following new legislation in Remember Bucha, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Remember Bucha was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".

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