The Grand Duchy of Rendlesham is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.84 billion Rendleshamians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rendleshamian economy, worth a remarkable 3,079 trillion Ducats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,535 Ducats, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,096,693 per year while the poor average 20,856, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Rendlesham City for fear of causing a fuss, bike rage is all the rage, and equality looks curiously unequal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rendlesham's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rendlesham is ranked 48,868^th in the world and 2,367^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 103.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.