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Most Ignorant Citizens: 71stLargest Mining Sector: 80thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 85th
The Borderlands of
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The Best Leader of the Best Country
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Repressing fools

Population8.628 billion

CapitalCapital City of Repressing
LeaderThe Best Leader of the Best Country
FaithGlorious Leader is Eternal God

CurrencyRound rock
AnimalPig

The Borderlands of Repressing fools is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Best Leader of the Best Country with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.628 billion Repressed Fools are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City of Repressing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Repressed Fool economy, worth a remarkable 3,673 trillion Round rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 425,735 Round rocks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,357,756 per year while the poor average 38,690, a ratio of 60.9 to 1.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Repressing fools's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Glorious Leader is Eternal God.

Repressing fools is ranked 10,299th in the world and 151st in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,453.43652118892 Days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 71stLargest Mining Sector: 80thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 85thLargest Insurance Industry: 114thMost Devout: 117thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 122ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 130thMost Corrupt Governments: 158thMost Avoided: 175thMost Primitive: 261stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 266thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 404thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 440thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 489thLargest Black Market: 511thFattest Citizens: 552ndHighest Average Incomes: 570thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 591stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 943rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,002ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,053rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,078thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,532ndLargest Governments: 2,601stHighest Economic Output: 3,019thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,870thLowest Crime Rates: 5,172ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,664thMost Conservative: 7,859thMost Stationary: 10,299thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,269thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,579thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,997thMost Efficient Economies: 14,422ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,148thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,628thMost Influential: 16,620thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,056th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Governments: 63rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 140th in the regionMost Stationary: 151st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 151st in the regionLargest Populations: 242nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 367th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 370th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 385th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 456th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 475th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 484th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 687th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 766th in the regionMost Influential: 809th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, Largest Retail Industry, and Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.

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