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Most Ignorant Citizens: 66th Largest Mining Sector: 82nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 84th
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Repressing fools

Population6.893 billion

CapitalCapital City of Repressing
LeaderThe Best Leader of the Best Country
FaithGlorious Leader is Eternal God

CurrencyRound rock
AnimalPig

The Borderlands of Repressing fools is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Best Leader of the Best Country with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.893 billion Repressed Fools are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City of Repressing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Repressed Fool economy, worth a remarkable 2,893 trillion Round rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 419,760 Round rocks, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children often kick Pigs for amusement, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes, and police nightsticks see use all day long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Repressing fools's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Glorious Leader is Eternal God.

Repressing fools is ranked 14,445th in the world and 651st in The East Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 2,157 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 66thLargest Mining Sector: 82ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 84thMost Devout: 111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111thLargest Insurance Industry: 121stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 126thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 133rdMost Corrupt Governments: 137thMost Avoided: 172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 220thMost Primitive: 255thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 344thLargest Black Market: 387thHighest Average Incomes: 472ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 485thFattest Citizens: 529thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 823rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,186thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 1,700thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,772ndRudest Citizens: 2,536thLargest Governments: 2,605thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,206thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,492ndHighest Economic Output: 3,592ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,743rdMost Conservative: 6,265thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,754thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,356thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,153rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,385thMost Stationary: 11,590thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,062ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,646thMost Influential: 14,445thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,914th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionLargest Governments: 52nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 54th in the regionRudest Citizens: 63rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 64th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 83rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 109th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 119th in the regionMost Stationary: 178th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 203rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 217th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 219th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 240th in the regionLargest Populations: 254th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 314th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 320th in the regionMost Conservative: 336th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 344th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, children often kick Pigs for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, a government program is underway to revitalize Repressing fools's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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