The Confederate of Republic of Mesque is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kralj Đogovski with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.706 billion Mesquites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesqüe Mundi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mesquite economy, worth a remarkable 3,323 trillion Reáls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 242,475 Reáls, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Republic of Mesque's national animal is the Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Mesque is ranked 124,409^th in the world and 17^th in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,016.98 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.