
| Population | 20.025 billion |
| Capital | Randol |
| Leader | Marlen Nacturyme |
| Currency | bitcoin |
| Animal | lemur |
The Island of Republica de Sasha is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marlen Nacturyme with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.025 billion Sashans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randol. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Republica de Sashan economy, worth a remarkable 7,940 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 396,545 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Policies are debated via video essays and tier lists, the latest political memes depict Marlen Nacturyme as an overly-choreographed robot, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, and Sashans also serve as great lightning rods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republica de Sasha's national animal is the lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Republica de Sasha is ranked 309,978th in the world and 9th in Union Mundial for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -26.1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Republica de Sasha, Sashans also serve as great lightning rods.
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Republica de Sasha, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
- : Following new legislation in
Republica de Sasha, the latest political memes depict Marlen Nacturyme as an overly-choreographed robot.
- : Following new legislation in
Republica de Sasha, policies are debated via video essays and tier lists.
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Republica de Sasha, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
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Republica de Sasha, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
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Republica de Sasha, diplomats miss flights while wandering Randol Airport's endless art maze.
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Republica de Sasha, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
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Republica de Sasha, pranking is an art form.
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Republica de Sasha, produce markets have tanked in pursuit of the perfect potato.


























































