The Paradise of Republika Slovenija is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Triglav with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, hard-working population of 26.533 billion Republika Slovenijans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ljubljana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Republika Slovenijan economy, worth a remarkable 1,871 trillion Euros a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 70,533 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,811 per year while the poor average 12,437, a ratio of 22.0 to 1.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Republika Slovenija's national animal is the Zlatorog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republika Slovenija is ranked 99,944^th in the world and 4,799^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 13.01 kickbacks per hour.