The Alcatraz Architect of Reuben Turner is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning beaver population. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.953 billion Reuben Turnerians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.

The strong Reuben Turnerian economy, worth 266 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,787 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Reuben Turner's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Reuben Turner is ranked 235,781^st in the world and 5^th in Peinda speindea for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 128.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.