The Republic of Reultan is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Anndra MacAonghais with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 17.006 billion Reultanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achadubh. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reultanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,299 trillion reulòrs a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 193,995 reulòrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, government expenses are beyond compare, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Reultan's national animal is the grey wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganach.

Reultan is ranked 167,329^th in the world and 1^st in Allied Independent and Sovereign States for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.51 on the Bus Surprisal Index.