The Constitutional Monarchy of Revisionism is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 4.594 billion Revisionismians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.6%.

The Revisionismian economy, worth 169 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 36,923 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Revisionism's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Revisionism is ranked 128,329^th in the world and 3^rd in Nocturne for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,133.09 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.