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Most Pro-Market: 401stMost Stationary: 1,282ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,714th
The Cafe Americaine of
Corporate Police State
Here's looking at you, kid.
Influence
Hegemony
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Rick Blaine

Population30.586 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalExit Visa

The Cafe Americaine of Rick Blaine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 30.586 billion Blaineans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The all-consuming Rick Blaine economy, worth a remarkable 2,062 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 67,417 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 458,356 per year while the poor average 3,622, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Gun ownership is compulsory, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, the children of Rick Blaine are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Rick Blaine's national animal is the Exit Visa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rick Blaine is ranked 195,911th in the world and 2nd in Casablanca for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 219.15 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Pro-Market: 401stMost Stationary: 1,282ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,714thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,753rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,405thTop
5%
Largest Populations: 4,054thMost Armed: 5,436thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,479thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,966thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,720thHighest Economic Output: 12,131stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,522ndTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 14,763rdMost Avoided: 18,163rdMost Influential: 18,755thLargest Retail Industry: 21,042ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,584thHighest Disposable Incomes: 26,623rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,269th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rick Blaine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Highest Economic Output, and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Rick Blaine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Rick Blaine unsuppressed a post on the Casablanca Regional Message Board.
  • : Rick Blaine's influence in Casablanca rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Rick Blaine's influence in Casablanca fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Rick Blaine aborted construction of embassies between Casablanca and Warhammer 40000.
  • : Rick Blaine aborted construction of embassies between Casablanca and Warzone Africa.
  • : Rick Blaine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Rick Blaine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Rick Blaine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.

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