The Right Hand of Right Hand Man is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Right Hand Man with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.651 billion Rightists are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong Rightist economy, worth 427 trillion Faces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 55,896 Faces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,549 per year while the poor average 7,716, a ratio of 32.5 to 1.

Harry Potter books are banned, Right Hand Man has designated The Lair as its capital city, The Right Hand Man has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and Christianity has been named as Right Hand Man's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Right Hand Man's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Right Hand Man is ranked 278,552^nd in the world and 48^th in THE W0RLD for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.