The Free Land of Rillonia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.458 billion Rillonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Rillonian economy, worth 655 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,326 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 292,132 per year while the poor average 2,841, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rillonia's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rillonia is ranked 22,858^th in the world and 4^th in Anime for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 102.65 on the Bus Surprisal Index.