The Squadra Esecuzioni Leader of Risotto Nero is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Risotto Nero with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 14.747 billion Risotto Neroans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Risotto Neroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,664 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 112,883 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 341,713 per year while the poor average 29,016, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime is totally unknown. Risotto Nero's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Risotto Nero is ranked 63,086^th in the world and 30^th in Cao Wei for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,633.97 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.