The Legendary Rock and Roll of Robert Plant is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Zepplin with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.074 billion Robert Plantians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Bromwich. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Robert Plantian economy, worth 443 trillion euros a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,470 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', and most Robert Plantian video games are banned in other countries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robert Plant's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Robert Plant is ranked 57,813^th in the world and 1^st in Xosnaequa for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,832.1 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.