The Great Empire of Roblonya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Guest 666 with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.672 billion Roblonyans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Robloxia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Roblonyan economy, worth 176 trillion robuxes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 105,713 robuxes, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bustling black market for vegetables, the state believes that children are what you make of them, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, and crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roblonya's national animal is the bacon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Roblonya is ranked 81,985^th in the world and 13^th in Sparkalia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,792.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.