The Woodhouse Sanctum of ROC Patrol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 30.259 billion ROC Patrolians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The thriving ROC Patrolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,705 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 56,350 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

It's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, babies are a small but significant export, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ROC Patrol's national animal is the ^-^, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ROC Patrol is ranked 6,269^th in the world and 1^st in Bikini Atoll for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,319.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.